“Daddy, can you take the kids out tonight? Mommy just needs a little me-time, a chance to recharge the batteries after another hectic week. It’s hard work being a housewife, so I want the chance to just chill, y’know? Actually, I might invite our new neighbor over for a drink, as I haven’t really had the chance to get to know him. Don’t worry Daddy, Mom’s not going to fuck him or suck his cock, or anything like that! You know I’m not a cheater, don’t you dear? And I certainly won’t be having pics taken of me for one of those amateur milf porn sites! Mommy just likes a quiet life, y’know? That’s why I married you in the first place.
Actually darling, if it’s not too much to ask, can you sleep on the couch tonight when you get back? I just fancy having the bed to myself tonight. I’ll change the sheets tomorrow, so they’ll be nice and fresh for the next time I have sex with you. But not tonight, eh?”
